*  Tasteless Jokes *
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                                   06-26-92

The following are a collection of tasteless jokes that I have heard in my
travels.  Enjoy!


NASA
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Where did the Challenger crew take their vacation?
All over Florida


CELEBRITIES
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What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood

Natalie Wood did not shower the day of her death.  Her reason?
She wanted to wash up later on the beach

Why did Jessica Savitch's car sink to the bottom of the canal with her
in it?  
She was the anchor-woman

What did they find in Jessica Savitch's glove compartment when they 
pulled the car from the canal?
Ted Kennedy's road maps


SERIAL KILLERS
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How did they find out Jeffrey Dahmer was a cigarette smoker?
They found a bunch of butts behind his couch

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite line of clothing?
Dis-Members Only

Jeffrey Dahmer had his mother over for dinner when she suddenly said,
"You know, Jeffrey, I don't like your neighbors..."
Which he responded, "Just eat the vegetables then..."


ETHIOPIANS
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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them

What do you call an Ethiopian with a fur coat on?
A pipe cleaner

What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?
A caterer


AIDS
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Ahlzeimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend.  Take
         your wife to a park and leave her there.  If she finds her
         way home; don't fuck her."

What does MAGIC stand for in Magic Johnson?
My Ass Got Infected Coach

How did David Copperfield catch AIDS?
He was playing with Magic (D.C. has never been reported as having AIDS)

When asked how his daughter does not have AIDS and he does, Magic Johnson
replied: "I used a condom".


DATING
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Woman answers a knock at the door and is greeted with roses.
Her Girl Friend: "Who are they from?"
Woman: "My boyfriend; guess that means I'll have to keep my legs open
        all weekend"
Girl Friend: "Why not use a vase?" <ouch!>


BLONDES
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Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm


FOOD
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Customer: "Waiter, is that Monk-fish blackened or broiled?"
Waiter: "Neither, its a fryer" (ba-da-boom)